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Review Roast: an honest roast of your review reply.
Paste a reply you wrote to a Google review. We'll roast it, kindly, line by line, and tell you exactly what to fix. No AI, no sign-up, nothing sent anywhere.
Paste a reply and press Roast. Try one of your old replies; most of ours failed the first time too.
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Is this AI?
No. It runs fixed, transparent checks in your browser (length, stock phrases, specifics, apology, tone and more). The same reply always gets the same roast.
Is the score a Google ranking factor?
No. It's our editorial view of what makes a reply read well to future customers. Google doesn't publish a reply score.
Do you store what I paste?
No. Nothing leaves your browser.
Can it fix the reply for me?
The roast tells you what to fix. If you want a fresh draft, the free reply generator writes one you can edit.